"In roundness we trust, in ducks we believe. Quack quack, circle back!"
Welcome, seeker of the ultimate truth! You have found the sacred webpage of the Ducksphere Cult. We believe that the universe is not flat, not spherical, but duck-shaped. Join us in our quest to spread the word of the Round Duck!
Our practices include:
- Daily duck meditation (quacktation)
- Feeding bread to the cosmic duck pond
- Wearing duck-billed masks during full moons
- Reciting the sacred texts of "Duck Tales"